Must be saved somewhere before I delete my texts.

TEXT OF THE DAY (from me to slashophile):
Dear JB, we are on to you. We know Jemi is fake and that Kevin is gay. We also suspect Nick is asexual. It's okay! We accept you regardless. Love always, B & Britts.

HER RESPONSE:
Jlkdljsa;klf;jewa NICK IS ASEXUAL. WHAAAAT. *DIES* (It's true.)

♥

fieryrogue: http://pics.livejournal.com/fieryrogue/pic/000h708c
sara84: That guy looks like a JoBro on skates!

Well, I'll be damned.

Text Message Of The Day, from slashophile:

PRIESTS DON'T WEAR THEIR COLLARS WHEN THEY HAVE SEX (I THINK).

No, you don't get to know the context. XD

Hahaha, I just listened to a voice mail from my friend Dustan that went something like this:

Have you watched this Twilight movie? I watched it because our school is in it and I thought, "Oh, cool." Okay, first, the vampires sparkle like they're covered in stripper glitter every time they go out in the sun. Then they play baseball. Then they eat ( Read more... )

Text I just got from my friend Dustan:
I just seen 5 deer in town! I can't find them in the woods but I can find them at home depot.

This really happened like two weeks ago. Still.

TYLER: Why is your Dungeons & Dragons book always in my seat when I get in your car?
BOBBIE: Well, I never have passengers except you and that's where I always throw it when I get back in the car.
TYLER: What do you mean always?
BOBBIE: When I get back.
TYLER: What? From your D&D games? I thought you ( Read more... )

FruitFly4Rapp (8:42:05 PM): OH OH

FruitFly4Rapp (8:42:15 PM): ALLOW ME TO QUOTE THIS BIT FROM ROLLING STONE FOR YOU

FruitFly4Rapp (8:42:26 PM): MY HUSBAND IS FUCKING GAY AS A DAY IN MAY, I HAVE PROOF.

slashophile (8:42:45 PM): OKAY!  PLEASE TO BE QUOTING.

FruitFly4Rapp (8:43:53 PM): "My female social life was not so good. In high school, I did the ( Read more... )

slashophile (12:43:09 AM): That's not even the worst.

slashophile (12:43:16 AM): I was in LOVE with Donatello from TMNT.

FruitFly4Rapp (12:43:24 AM): MUTANT ANIMAL!!

FruitFly4Rapp (12:43:45 AM): Dang, now I feel better about having a crush on Shaggy from Scooby-Doo...

slashophile (12:43:57 AM): I mean, Billy Cranston ended up being my OTL on Power ( Read more... )

Awesome♥ My nephew was married on Saturday and the whole thing was quite lovely and I can't decide if it's the first proper church wedding I've ever even been to? (Tony & Tina's Wedding doesn't count.) Because most weddings I've been to have been in community halls and stuff ( Read more... )

I just had this conversation with myself after I prepared a sweet potato like a baked potato for the first time.

"Hmm. Well, it tastes like a potato. A bit sweeter. Sort of like pumpkin... or I guess squash. Yes, squash. But no. A root, not a squash. Potato. It's like a potato! But sweet. A sweet potato. Ooooh, now I get it..."
Aren't you guys so ( Read more... )